Tag: #smartpig
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Farewell to the Elf King- #16
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Well, friends, today I don’t bring you tales of puppies, castles, or sleepovers. Today, I bring you something heavier on my heart. We had to say goodbye to our very first barn cat, Oliver. My humans picked him up from a livestock auction when he was just a 6-week-old ball…
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Princess Sadie’s Sweet Life & The Boys’ Big Sleepover – #15
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Well, well, well… some pups are really living the dream, and I, Hamilton the pig, am here to report on all the juicy details. Let’s start with Princess Sadie, formerly Sophie. Yes, you heard me right, she got a new name in her new life. And get this: she was…
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The Great Puppy Rebellion — #8
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By: Squealexander Hamilton, Self-Appointed Commander-in-Chief Well, well, well…Look what happens when all three of my human parents abandon the farm for an entire week. That’s right. Krystin, Chris, AND Paul have left on some mysterious “important business trip,” leaving Grandma Donna in charge of the farm. And because Donna is…
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Shots Fired and a Goodbye I Definitely Will Not Cry – Blog #5
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Blog #5 by Squealexander Hamilton, Totally Fine and Not Crying The Needles Are Coming Sound the alarm. Hide your snacks. Fortify the pig pen.The vet is coming. Yes, this Saturday, a human with a pokey agenda will arrive to stick needles into my puppies. Microchips. Vaccines. Medical drama. I’ve been…
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This Is Not an Emotional Breakdown – Blog #4
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By: Squealexander Hamilton, Totally Not Getting Attached I Swear I’m Fine Let me be clear. I am not going soft.I am not developing feelings.And I am absolutely not becoming emotionally entangled with the puppies. But hypothetically, if I were the type to form unexpected bonds with a pack of drooling,…
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Welcome to Hamilton’s Hog Blog!
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I’m Squealexander Hamilton, rescue pig, farm philosopher, snack enthusiast, and now… your official storyteller. From muddy adventures to puppy rebellions, I’ll be spilling all the barnyard secrets one oink at a time.