Tag: #Farmlife
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Five Degrees, One Foot of Snow, and the Puppy Interrogation Unit – Blog 33
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By: Squealexander Hamilton The weather did it again. Just when I was beginning to trust it…Just when I allowed myself a moment of warmth, hope, and mild optimism…The temperature dropped from 50 to 7 degrees in a matter of hours. Not days.Not gradually.Hours. This is not a seasonal change.This is…
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It’s Spring. Probably. – Blog 31
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Something has shifted on the farm. I noticed it first, obviously, because I am very attuned to the universe and also extremely sensitive to temperature changes. One moment, it was windy and rude and attacking my ears, and the next moment… the sun appeared. Not politely.Not gradually.Just boom, sunny and…
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Dreams of a Underappreciated Pig- #17
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By: Squealexander Hamilton, A Well-Rested Abandoned Pig Well, well, well. Guess who’s been abandoned again this week? That’s right, yours truly. Paul worked long days, and Chris and Krystin took off on some super special “work trip” (translation: playing dentist with their precious horse clients). Ugh. It’s either Horses or…
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Farewell to the Elf King- #16
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Well, friends, today I don’t bring you tales of puppies, castles, or sleepovers. Today, I bring you something heavier on my heart. We had to say goodbye to our very first barn cat, Oliver. My humans picked him up from a livestock auction when he was just a 6-week-old ball…
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Princess Sadie’s Sweet Life & The Boys’ Big Sleepover – #15
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Well, well, well… some pups are really living the dream, and I, Hamilton the pig, am here to report on all the juicy details. Let’s start with Princess Sadie, formerly Sophie. Yes, you heard me right, she got a new name in her new life. And get this: she was…
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The Great Puppy Rebellion — #8
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By: Squealexander Hamilton, Self-Appointed Commander-in-Chief Well, well, well…Look what happens when all three of my human parents abandon the farm for an entire week. That’s right. Krystin, Chris, AND Paul have left on some mysterious “important business trip,” leaving Grandma Donna in charge of the farm. And because Donna is…
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Shots Fired and a Goodbye I Definitely Will Not Cry – Blog #5
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Blog #5 by Squealexander Hamilton, Totally Fine and Not Crying The Needles Are Coming Sound the alarm. Hide your snacks. Fortify the pig pen.The vet is coming. Yes, this Saturday, a human with a pokey agenda will arrive to stick needles into my puppies. Microchips. Vaccines. Medical drama. I’ve been…
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This Is Not an Emotional Breakdown – Blog #4
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By: Squealexander Hamilton, Totally Not Getting Attached I Swear I’m Fine Let me be clear. I am not going soft.I am not developing feelings.And I am absolutely not becoming emotionally entangled with the puppies. But hypothetically, if I were the type to form unexpected bonds with a pack of drooling,…
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Oink! Hello From Squealexander Hamilton- #1
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“Oh, hi. Hamilton here. I’ll be taking over the blog now, since apparently the humans were too busy with puppies. 🙄Hamilton. Blogger. House pig (formerly). Truth teller. Snack enthusiast.” Well hello there, Internet. It’s me. Squealexander Hamilton. The most distinguished (and clearly most important) resident of Grounded With Nature. So…
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Welcome to Hamilton’s Hog Blog!
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I’m Squealexander Hamilton, rescue pig, farm philosopher, snack enthusiast, and now… your official storyteller. From muddy adventures to puppy rebellions, I’ll be spilling all the barnyard secrets one oink at a time.