Author: Krystin Dennis
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The Great Puppy Adoption Games-#18
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By: Squealexander Hamilton, Adoption Games Host & Snack Critic Meet the Final Three Well, it’s official. The Puppy Adoption Games are entering their final round. Three contestants remain, and the tension on the farm is thicker than a bowl of day-old mash. The puppies, born May 21st, now four months…
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Dreams of a Underappreciated Pig- #17
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By: Squealexander Hamilton, A Well-Rested Abandoned Pig Well, well, well. Guess who’s been abandoned again this week? That’s right, yours truly. Paul worked long days, and Chris and Krystin took off on some super special “work trip” (translation: playing dentist with their precious horse clients). Ugh. It’s either Horses or…
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Farewell to the Elf King- #16
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Well, friends, today I don’t bring you tales of puppies, castles, or sleepovers. Today, I bring you something heavier on my heart. We had to say goodbye to our very first barn cat, Oliver. My humans picked him up from a livestock auction when he was just a 6-week-old ball…
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Princess Sadie’s Sweet Life & The Boys’ Big Sleepover – #15
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Well, well, well… some pups are really living the dream, and I, Hamilton the pig, am here to report on all the juicy details. Let’s start with Princess Sadie, formerly Sophie. Yes, you heard me right, she got a new name in her new life. And get this: she was…
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Road Trippin’, Goodbyes, and New Beginnings #14
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Now, where were we before our royal interruption? Ah, yes, the great puppy road trip. After Queen Margaret’s magical visit to the farm, it was time for the humans, the pups, and all the luggage of chaos to hit the road. Picture this: September 10th, bright and early, the humans…
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A Very Special Guest at the Farm #13
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By: Squealexander Hamilton, Pig reporter Well, well, well… forget road trips and minivans for a minute, folks, I have to spill the tea while it’s hot. We had ourselves a royal visit! The farm rolled out the red carpet for a true celebrity. Chris’s 90-year-old mother, Margaret, came to stay…
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Road Trips, Foster Moms & Lash-Batting Conspiracies- #12
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By: Squealexander Hamilton, Travel Correspondent & Puppy Departure Analyst The Great Puppy Exodus (Sort Of) Word on the farm is that three of my Dangals are hitting the road. Yes, three. Count them. First up: Joan. She’s headed all the way to Dallas with one of Krystin’s clients. That’s a…
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The Return of the Dangals (and Oliver’s Rock Star Tour)- #11
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By: Squealexander Hamilton, Spin Doctor & Puppy PR Manager The Sequel Nobody Expected Just when you thought the story was over….Surprise! The puppies are back. Yes, friends, two of our fluffy farm recruits, Margaret and Atles, after a week away, have returned home. Now, before anyone starts whispering, let me…
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The Great Escape & Stephen Hawking the Hawk- #10
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By: Squealexander Hamilton, Escape Caper Commentator & Hawk Watch Commander The Great Puppy Escape Farm life is many things—peaceful, chaotic, muddy—but never boring. Take last week, for example. Chris and Krystin were in a mad dash to leave for a workday, tossing the puppies into their dog yard like usual.…
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Strange Sightings and Sudden Goodbyes
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Blog #9 by: Squealexander HamiltonFarm Correspondent. Emotional Support Pig. Reluctant Chicken Roommate. Strange Sightings on the Farm Friends, gather round. I have seen many things in my piggy lifetime, but nothing could have prepared me for this week’s spectacle: Krystin, my human, cruising across the farm on the golf cart……